Congratulations on the last day of winter are short. Congratulations on your last day of work

A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, funny, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in the memory for a long time.

Who should you wear to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film characters, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our little brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive costumed congratulations.

Where can I get the props? Rummage through closets and chests, contact the costume department of the theater or House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just say congratulatory speech, suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, she will be greeted with a bang.

We offer several examples congratulatory speeches characters known to everyone.

They will be appropriate at a gala meeting, at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.

Gypsy (gypsy camp)

In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking her shock of resin hair, will perform, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us!” Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!” For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film “Cruel Romance.”

But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune telling? Examining the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the fallen cards, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she must predict only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.

The gypsy should end her congratulations no less effectively than she began. You can’t do without “gypsy girl” as a final chord.

Policeman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the duration of the anniversary, the abbreviation GAI will stand for this) foreman, say, Pokhmelkin, can fine those gathered for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the hero of the day’s wife an indefinite license to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.

The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests - he can instruct them on the correct way to honor the hero of the day by raising anniversary toasts in a friendly manner.

Firefighter

Stern Inspector fire department Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another “flammable” surname) will come to the anniversary out of duty.

He will inform those gathered about the increased risk of fire in the premises where the celebration is being celebrated, due to the presence large quantity hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.

The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately present to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform for the hero of the day the song “Let them run clumsily...” or another a piece of music appropriate to the moment.

Emergency doctors

The ambulance team, which quickly rushed into the anniversary at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those gathered. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or his smile, or slightly applying a stethoscope to the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questioning and analysis, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

Doctors can give anyone who evades a medical examination an exam on their knowledge of medical terms. Based on the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between whom competitions are held to best bandage the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandage the hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors may arrange preventive actions against unexpected misfortunes, for example, carrying out general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).

Little Red Riding Hood

At the beginning of her appearance at her grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale will, of course, perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered for the occasion.

Then the guest will give a short quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why are your eyes so big?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is this to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it doesn’t smell like wine!”; “Why are you so old?” - “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again!” etc.

From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely take out a pot of butter (possibly with sour cream, etc.) and several pies to tell fortunes for the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, he will spend the summer at the dacha, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.

Two heroes

Two heroes in helmets, capes, and swords ride into the hall where the anniversary is being celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and in the classical painting there are more, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it’s a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.

What challenges await the hero of the day? It depends on him physical fitness, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be at his best. Possible options tests: arm wrestling (a hand fight held at a table), lifting a chair by the tip of a leg, shooting at targets from a toy bow or crossbow, inflating balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor,” who promised to turn the earth over, but failed. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.

The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests by pouring libations from cups - containers worthy of mighty men, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a hero’s helmet, a toy sword and that very “inverted earth”, which the hero of the day will still need at the dacha or when choosing a route for travel. .

Guests from the Caucasus

The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of elders can be successfully played good people of any age, if you glue a lush mustache on them, put hats or hats on their heads big size, called air caps, stick a dagger into each person’s belt. And each of them should be able to tell beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.

A toast could be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman left his chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just normal? To Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - the people ask.
- Fine! - the queen answers.
- Only good?! To Kuru!
It’s the third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So to Kuru!
- For what? - the horseman begged.
- And for the company!
So let’s drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered at this table!”

If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts should be made at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.

The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.

Carlson, who lives on the roof

The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having flown to the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Baby has grown - so he will be, on Joy to everyone, naming the hero of the day.

Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “fill” the Kid with jam from a jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.

Then the prankster will offer to play a little prank. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will begin to calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, an everyday matter.

Having frolicked, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic congratulations”) and, having refueled with some type of fuel from festive table, with a feeling of duty well done, will go to his little house on the roof...

Postman Pechkin

Our dear postman Pechkin, of course, will bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photo gun, as well as gardener’s or photographer’s reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will arrive from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Posters-Telegrams” section.

But first, the pedantic postman will demand identification documents from the hero of the day. In the section “Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests” we provided samples of some of them, and it’s good if they are presented before Pechkin’s arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashin...
What follows are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but fairly detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them for production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing consistency in the actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, the guests will forgive you for this. But if the wrong soundtrack plays or your partner delivers a line that is not according to the script and gets embarrassed, this can significantly spoil the impression of your performance, which was so well planned. So, go for it!

Congratulations to a worker and a collective farmer

Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up V. Mukhina’s sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Woman” - the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, of course, the cut glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture... Probably because cut glasses have become familiar in every home, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.

So, the full people enter the hall with strong gait. vitality and the worker and collective farmer, confident in the future, holding their tools of labor in their upward-pointing hands - a sickle and a hammer.

He: They pulled us off the pedestal... Should we raise virgin soil?
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: What is it like to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those ideas?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
Him: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the prankster, Turned us to face each other not, but...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed that myself.
She: And what kind of family should it be, the relatives are worried.
Him: Like what? Ordinary! Having many children, working! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
Him: There is no money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer and sickle!
She: How unromantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I would look great there in a mini set!

(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she makes a few rumba-style dance moves and turns to the worker again.)

She: Honey, I seem to look just like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe I should star in a film?

(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)

He: Me too, Emmanuelle! She flew away and dreamed!

(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)

Him: Stop living in the clouds! They dragged us off the pedestal to stand in the decorations!
She: No, no, pipes! Once they stole it, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, is it only us who speak stone-tonguedly?
She: Maybe I’m tongue-tied, maybe I’m simple-minded, but I can’t remain silent on a holiday! I wish the hero of the day...
He: So that the birds don’t bother me, so that the vandals don’t write swear words,
She: I wish there was a roof on top, mice on the bottom and no smoke on the head from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause ring! May you work for two hundred years without restoration!

A worker and a collective farmer woman, accompanied by the “March,” approach the hero of the day, present him with a hammer and sickle, and solemnly leave.

Congratulating the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day

This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those localities where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may be appropriate.

To the song “You not only ate flowers...” the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly wagging her tail.

Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you doing! I asked you not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I was handing over... but now can I m-address a few words to the m-young hero of the day?

(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)

Milka: Well, what are you doing? I could have prepared better if I had known about the holiday even earlier. I wouldn’t have come alone then, you have a lot of us, don’t you, naughty girl? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!

(Milka does not expect mercy from the confused hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day tightly.)

Milka: Oh, what sweet m-flour this is! Darling, do you remember how it all happened the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but everything happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or is it better not to? Well that's right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! Anyway, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my darling! I would like you for this about mmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, out of the blue the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give it to you... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do a dance starting with the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not the macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform tango! Why on "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!

(Milka stands up with the hero of the day, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)

Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! I still need to do something, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone goes on and on: “He’s no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!

(Milka puts small horns on an elastic band on the hero of the day.)

Milka: Now everything is in order. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don’t worry, this is a dummy, although they look like the real thing. Now - m-music!

(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops sounding, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)

Milka: You're just a m-mustang! He almost made poor Milka faint! Mmm. Take this off, otherwise you’ll get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait just a minute! I still went to the anniversary...

(Milka points to the can.)

Milka: I give you my favorite drink starting with the letter “m” - no, you didn’t guess, not milk, but nutmeg! When you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: ice cream for everyone! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity that it’s time for milking... Happy anniversary! Happy holiday! Goodbye, my m-macho!

Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, blowing kisses.

Verka Serduchka's show

Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! Come to me quickly! Now I’ll sing a sad song about love... New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne!.. What? What are you talking about? It's not New year's night? And what kind? Anniversary? And what’s more, it’s not night, but evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! It's all this, what's his name... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest is falling, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, quickly! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it’s not New Year’s Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!

(Verka Serduchka performs a verse, and maybe the entire song “Gorilka”.)

Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently need some vodka to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don’t look like that, the lady might get embarrassed! (Drinks a glass.) Oh, it’s bitter, girls, it’s bitter! Why doesn’t anyone shout “bitterly”? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and this is the hero of the day? What prince, what prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a missing prince! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also okay. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, sit, sit! Probably a lot has happened already? I know what you mean! I myself am an aged woman... I won’t say at what age. So have you already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, it is clearly visible that the person is congratulated. What did you give? Don't know yet? Are they all wrapped up? Well what are you doing! It should be unfolded immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you'll get upset. You'll watch one tomorrow. Let me give you something without any wrapping at all, so you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel! I take the candy, remove the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so as not to be cloyingly sweet:.. Oh, girls, where is my purse? Oh, here he is! Here is a special, anniversary, safe vodka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!

(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)

I see that you are already feeling well today. And tomorrow... You will taste this divine drink... And again everything will be fine!

Verka Serduchka performs the song “Everything will be fine,” involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the guest’s vocal abilities leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to a soundtrack.

Congratulations from the circus

To the background music for the program “In the Animal World,” two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other in the form of a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.

Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows dramatically, almost putting his head between his legs and moving his arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now greet the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day, right?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, speak up, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey screams, beats his chest with his fists and lets out a Tarzan scream.)

(The monkey screams and jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ...met with the news...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture indicating “drink.”)
Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey makes Tarzan's scream again.)
Trainer: The faction of chimpanzees and gorillas of our zoo...
(The monkey “tears his vest on his chest.”)
Trainer: ...with all my heart I wish you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is the husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer’s shoulders.)
Trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer’s pocket and puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from the trainer’s other pocket, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for the insect trainer in his head.)
Trainer: And also complete immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the trainer’s arms.)
Trainer: May your children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back)
Trainer: ...and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: And of course, it’s fun to celebrate the anniversary...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby and takes it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...and invite you to spend a vacation in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on your anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!

The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens attentively and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.

Nostalgic show

This little costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words They do not sound on it either in poetry, or in prose, or in the song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has a right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.

In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered closet or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary. That's why
if such things are taken out from the far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if among those invited to the banquet you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the show host not only describes what the model looks like, its design features, but also tells how old it is and introduces guests to the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by music from the years in which it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about this in advance,

then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show include: Wedding Dresses and “female” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothing, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and travel equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the presenter’s oral history, but also by the display of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of the item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).

Star Parade

Collective congratulations
Dear... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's have a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking in step, guests enter the hall with images of planets on their chests solar system. They say a chant in chorus.)

Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They shone, sparkled,
Here everyone appears before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of our star, creation.
Without her we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for sunshine.

“Planets” perform a song based on the tune of A. Pakhmutova “Nadezhda”

Performance by nesting dolls

Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your hands.
Come to us for our anniversary
The nesting dolls have arrived.
Wooden spoons, rosy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second - that mom gave birth!
Third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth is for success, which is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth donut is for the lyceum!
And the sixth is for the anniversary!
Don’t lose our gift, wear it for everyone on the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are presented to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical present.
(Playing with spoons.)
Presenter: The month is already looking out the window, the nesting dolls have started dancing.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness the horses, lads” is played. The dolls invite guests to dance.)

Congratulations to the sea turtles

Host: Dear guests!
Admire: aren’t these cuties? Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)

Congratulations to Grandma Bee

Presenter: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day and brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy. Take it one spoon at a time, rub it in a little. You will be as healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bite my tongue! In general, don’t hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives the hero of the day honey).
Grandma Bee: Today we will collect nectar for our guests with bees.
Host: Absolutely right, Grandma Bee! The more flowers your Bees collect from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. The winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", the other two - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Host: Now go around to all the guests and treat them to your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour “Nectar” to guests. Presentation of prizes.)

Toast
Let's drink to the fact that we have tasted this “Nectar” so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.

Congratulations from the cooks

Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the Ugar company brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Cook: So that you can be as affectionate as a “pussy,” eat a dish called “sausage.”
First Cook: So that healthy family there was everything, include this goose meat in the menu.
Presenter: First-class chefs offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Liliya Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from the cold.
(The soundtrack “Happy Birthday” plays. A girl in a cake costume is brought out, hidden from the view of the audience by a blanket.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is there - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(The guests shout. The cooks open the “cake.”)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
She will be a partner in the dance.
Guests, please support the couple,
Give applause.
(Dance of the hero of the day with “Cake”.)
And now it’s time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Phonogram “Happy birthdgy”. The waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All in unison, in chorus: “Congratulations!”
(The guests shout.)
So that good luck awaits you along the way, and this evening will be joyful,
We will also ask you to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone to cake. Tea party.)

Congratulations to the chickens

Presenter: A squad of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up right in a row.
Even though they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They were getting ready whole year,
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking with participants.)
Host: They say: “We’ll lay a difficult egg,
Let there be one, but it’s golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do this is two times two!
(Chicks stand in pairs and try to “lay” an egg from the nest.)
Host: I see that they succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
They probably lay somewhere for a long time,
That's why they turned so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
I will dance a bright dance with you,
Well, I’ll give you gifts.
(Dance “Chick-chick”.)
Presenter: You all worked so hard in dance,
That the eggs turned into a “kinder surprise”. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presentation of “kinder surprises”.)

Congratulations from the Bees

Presenter: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They deftly use their proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Without wasting time,
They conjure nectar there.
It is the basis for the drink.
Now the mead is ready.
It is presented to Rose
They ask to drink together with the guests.
(Two guests dressed in Bee costumes, using a straw in their mouth, collect food from the table. Having “conjured” the “nectar”, they present Rose with a drink.)

Congratulations from the hares

Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means intense and long work, which often lasts until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” plays. Guests dressed in hare costumes run out and perform a song.)

Song
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees dance,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around,
There is grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time they sang
Strange words.

Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the Owl,
We have a case:
At the most terrible hour
We mow the grass.

Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!
(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you to always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.

Congratulations from Izbushka and Domovoy

riding: Beyond the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests,
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy,
And it's so wide.
She gives out gifts
To those who go to dance with her.
(Music sounds. “Izbushka” runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised me,
She danced so much, she acted so strangely.
What's going on in the hut?
People marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie comes out.)
He did this
He killed all the cows at once.
Help me raise them
So that they can moo again.
Who can do the job faster?
He will receive sweet Milky Way.
(Game. Participants’ task: to inflate rubber toys in the form of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: Brownie collected zucchini on the ridge,
I only slightly cut his side,
After thinking a little, I decided to quickly
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?

Toast: To the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass of this
The dance needs a groovy dance.

Congratulations from Grandmothers

Host: Dear guests!
(Two women in 50s costumes come out.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young lady, don’t rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We didn’t sleep the whole night, writing congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, hit the note “A” quickly!
(Music. Grandmothers sing ditties.)

Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

We don't need a pound of flour,
We don't need sieves
We'll see you on the screen
And we're full for a week.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)

Grandma 2: Here is a gift from us -
Country Russian kvass.
It's only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, what about you on your anniversary?
Treat your friends to it.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big problem in this -
Just add water!
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: We’re also giving you a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better thing for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Shall we continue the celebration?
Grandma 1: So that we can decide on this,
We need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a master at announcing.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has changed.
I sincerely congratulate you today
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations from the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
We now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at the fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms...
Grandma 1: And the cockades are so shiny!
Grandma 2: You can even go to the taiga for these,
Even in cold weather, even in a snowstorm.
To the men in military uniform
I can't refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go on stage!
Grandma 2: March!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think I’m here now according to the regulations
He has the right to congratulate the head.
Grandma 2: Glafira, who are you talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniform.
It’s too early to invite them on stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are security guys.
(Congratulations from private security.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So, the first riddle:
If husbands are sleepy
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So, I've come...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It’s not spring at all.
So, Khan came to them,
Because my wife is not sleeping.
Grandma 2: Now it’s my turn! I'm making a wish!
Grandma 1: Your riddle is also stupid.
Grandma 2: No need! I continue:
If you guys
Finances are in trouble
And the door opened on its own,
So I came...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It’s not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandma 2: That's it! We remove the riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to the godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax office.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
“Jumble” - wow!
In the film collection "Jumble"
We are passionately in love.
As I watch it, I laugh until I cry,
Grandma 2: And I’m shaking.
Grandma 1: Better than movies there is no happiness,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandma 2: If there were three lives, they would give everything
For the intricate plot.
(The lights go out. A film about the hero of the day is shown at a television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next for us?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Jubilee: ... (Name of local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What row are they on?
Grandma 2: I’ll go to the hall, I’ll find them there.
(The editorial team of the local newspaper is brought out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
The ambulance was approaching us.
Haven't you ever gotten sick?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes God be with you!
Doctors don't have coats,
And here they come -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations from the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (mayor's middle name)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, I’ll have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(He faints. The young men carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And he’s handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very aligant.
Just now they and... (the name of one of the famous representatives of the regional Duma or government) were walking,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls the floor now,
They have everything ready a long time ago.
(Speech by teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
May the devils take her.
With such a leading program
You won't end up embarrassed:
No concert to be held
Not to weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her wisdom
And with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: Hero of the day, please stand up
And meet your guests.
(Congratulations to the directors of the city’s educational institutions.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The male directors arrived,
Their boots are polished,
Bowties and ties
Here they are hurrying here...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations to the directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend’s anniversary
The whole neighborhood heard it.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial magnates,
Yes, how rich they are.
And on everyone's chest
Le Monti tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very pretty girl.
Those men are with her
Sending greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to businessmen.)
Grandma 1: I haven’t seen anywhere
OVDe men are sitting.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: Is they headed by... ("last name of the head of the police department")?
Well, let them congratulate you too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I’m tired.
It wouldn't hurt for us to rest.
Here's a girl coming towards us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Hero of the day, be generous,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about this.
Grandma 1: You live to be a hundred years old,
To pour goodness and light into the masses.
(To the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Good bye! Hello!
(The grandmothers leave the stage.)

Congratulations from the Dwarves

Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your closest relatives.
(Seven relatives dress up in gnome costumes. To a light melody, they perform the movements of the “Letka-enka” dance and perform for the guests in age order. The “eldest gnome” himself has in his hands a painted large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, covered with a gold gift packaging.)
7th gnome: In the thicket of the forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
Lived gnomes family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd gnome (represents the first):
The eldest is the wisest gnome,
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers at the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
The smaller brother is a serious gnome,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third gnome is the merry fellow,
He'll make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer,
A finder of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth gnome is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth gnome is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th gnome: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th gnome: How much gold was found?
They brought everything with them.
(They show “gold” - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in gift wrapping.)
7th gnome: There is a mystery here for the hero of the day.
What's there?.. - It's chocolate!
(Removing gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of an Alpen Gold chocolate bar, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th gnome: “Alpen Gold” is its name,
Our hands are the efforts.
7th gnome: The hero of the day, look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(They turn the wrapper over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th gnome: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(They hand over an envelope.)
2nd family: We are happy to give you chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(They hand over an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut for you,
May you always be strong
And then your nature,
The years will not matter!
(They hand over an envelope.)
5th gnome: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the gifts.
(Guests fill the glass, the “gnomes” join them.)

Congratulations to the Angels

Presenter: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have congratulatory leaves in our hands.
(Open the scrolls and read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Happy anniversary,
We are protected as before.
First angel: Let's save you from various troubles
Fast forward another hundred years.
Second Angel: Popular rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
I'll have to show it for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)

Song
On this birthday
Meet the groovy duet,
Your mood
The hour will rise in an instant.
On the anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along the words to us.

Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah...
We wish from the bottom of our hearts - yeah, yeah...
Personal, boundless happiness... Yes, yes, yes!

(Chorus repeated twice.)

Congratulations from the Hunter and the Hares

Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign “Sagittarius”. Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, and a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It’s obvious right away that you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I was late for the holiday
All chose a gift,
So that I can achieve my goal,
I had to hunt for game.
Here I brought some bunnies,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests run out, dressed in hare costumes, and sing a song.)

Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing about it from the heart and in the mood...

Chorus:
And we don't care, but we don't care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it’s the way it is.
Your birthday should be good.

We don’t come to visit you for dinner at all,
Generosity kind soul we managed to find out
That's why we need your birthday,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you...

Congratulations from the Stargazer

Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
WITH congratulations on your anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)

Congratulations from the Pioneers

(A team of five people is given packages. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (The “pioneers” enter.)
We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,

Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We came to you to learn from the elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
They have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
best friend we can't find -
We came to congratulate you today!

We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We, the pioneers, “want a glass.”
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours it for the “pioneers.”)
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony for our hero of the day to join the pioneers.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations,
And instructions for life.
Promise us not to get sick,
Getting younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
Presenter: Do physical exercises
And in the garden digging in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite me to visit you more often.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
(Drum roll, they tie a tie on the hero of the day.)

Congratulations from Punks

Presenter: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, dressed as punks, and reads rap lyrics.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday,
On your anniversary day of the year.

You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded,
After all, you are not alone here.

Let's have a great time
We are on this holiday,
Let's pour everyone a glass,
So that you are not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)

February 28, the last day of winter. Long-awaited and alluring. Spring is already in the air, but winter is not going to retreat without a fight. Let's thank her together for the whiteness of the snow, winter pleasures and rejoice at the coming of spring. The winter season, rich in holidays, has come to its logical conclusion, and humanity, tired of entertainment, on the last day of winter announced a break from all holidays.

It’s amazing how the Russian people manage to take part in Orthodox and pagan festivities, not forget about European celebrations and customs, and not miss official events established by the state. holidays and still hold out until spring. This necessary respite also occurs during the first weeks of Lent for Orthodox Christians, when for believers all festivities fade into the background and they perform all church rituals more seriously. But this calm is short-lived, because the last day of winter leads to the long-awaited spring - the time when calendar holidays they will come again in their turn.

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