New Year is perhaps the most wonderful holiday that not only children, but also adults look forward to. This is a time of gifts, fulfillment of wishes and real magic. IN pre-holiday days children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of treasured gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31st; before celebrating it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. Of course, for New Year holidays There is so much to do: meet all your friends and visit all your relatives. In that magical holiday everyone deserves warmth and attention.

In 2019, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.

The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

Let in New Year's Eve Happiness will knock on your door... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!

Mandarin ducks are in action, so soon New Year!

I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... New Year's days... Days of fulfillment of desires, belief in miracles and fairy tales!

New Years is soon! Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...

My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.

Funny and cool quotes

I want a man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I’m waiting!

We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.

Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Z to drunk guests.

Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.

The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.

Grandfather Frost, I would like... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.

If a fat guy comes up at night and puts you in a bag... don’t freak out! Someone just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)

Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 180 cm tall, please.

My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the sofa and goes nuts!

Prepared thoroughly for the New Year! I even moved the scales back 5 kg...

December is approaching the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.

- How did you spend New Years?
- I don’t know, they haven’t told us yet...

Statuses with meaning

Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.

I’m getting ready for the New Year, it seems my liver is suspecting something.

Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!

New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.

The New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old ways.

Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.

Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.

Beautiful statuses about the New Year

The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

At the strike of the clock, at twelve sharp,
The world will change around.
It's like we're in a fairy tale,
Let's suddenly plunge back into childhood...

They say that on New Year’s Eve everything always comes true, even things that can’t come true the whole year!

Dear Grandfather Frost!!! I want to make an application! Put just five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And I also beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you, Grandfather Frost. I'll be looking forward to it...

As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.

There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are humorous and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give Christmas mood for yourself and those around you!

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New Year's short jokes - aphorisms, phrases, statuses

Serpentine (a collection of New Year's aphorisms and statuses)

* It’s so good that not all New Year’s wishes come true! Otherwise, where would we get so much stuff?

* You can’t see the tree while decorating!

* The uninvited guest was greeted like family - with a stone in his bosom.

* We celebrated the New Year in a noisy company - she came and everything of the past.

* Before you expose the masked man, you must be prepared to face the truth.

* New Year's Resolution: Buy foreign currency - it makes great confetti paper!

* In the company of Snow Maidens, drunken Santa Claus behaved like a scumbag.

* Slurping hot food, even for New Year's table You shouldn't be like a hippopotamus.

* New Year's top show: Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are steaming in the bathhouse, and the oligarch is on a bunk.

* Not every face mask hides the original face of the mug.

* For just one New Year's Eve you have to pay for another year of life.

* At the carnival, Father Frost spoke of his Snow Woman with such warmth that she melted before our eyes.

* Russian folk attraction: having had too much at the New Year's table, measure seven times on the forehead of the neighbor on the left before hitting the neighbor on the right with a nickel.

* The Snow Maiden turned out to be at her best - she danced on the table all New Year's Eve.

* Snow Baba is made from last year's snow. The touchy Snow Maidens pretend to be.

* At a masquerade ball, the husband affectionately called his wife “hanger.” On the grounds that it has been dangling happily on her hook for half a century.

* “A Christmas tree was born in the forest...” - these are the words. “They cut it down to the very root...” - that’s the point.

* Maybe real happiness will become possible if New Year trees stop being synthetic.

* Santa Clauses love the Snow Maidens because they do not live up to the age of the Snow Woman.

* New Year's miracles: after the New Year, more Christmas trees are thrown into the street than were thrown for sale.

* At the masquerade ball, the Hare was not treated to champagne. They said that it was already oblique.

* At first there were antics and jumping. Masks and carnivals were then invented.

* Well, the Santa Clauses are gone! At first they gave gifts in bags, then in black cash in envelopes, and now they give gift cards and promotions.

* In the New Year, the “comedy club” promised to work hard. He already did a great job at the cash register last year.

* New Year's attraction: the snake charmer's wife begins to hiss as soon as the fakir begins to lean out.

* Alcohol has a harmful effect on memory: before you have time to raise a toast to your health, you immediately forget about it.

* If instead of a New Year's gift you were given good mood- accept it with gratitude. The New Year will pass, but the good mood will remain.

* Sign: if a goose dreams of apples, then a pig covered in oranges will invite you to the New Year's table.

* At the New Year's table, the toastmaster's range of witticisms did not fit into any boundaries.

* Truth in wine is one of the most pleasant varieties of error.

* We made it! Some live according to eastern calendar, others according to Julian, others according to Gregorian, but no one - according to labor.

* Plays in contrast! - Father Frost admired the theatrical gestures of Baba Yaga in the role of the Snow Maiden.

* Don’t wish for new happiness in the New Year, don’t push people into divorce.

* I owe everything I have to my queen! - the Naked King admitted at the masquerade ball.

* If you didn’t get a gift from fate, try to enjoy the little things in life - they are found at every step.

* Santa Claus got a chill on his skin from the kiss of the Snow Maiden.

* From under the ax - and straight to the pedestal! - the poet was jealous of the New Year tree.

* The demand for carnival balls is determined by the scale of the scam.

* New Year wishes, of course, come true. Specific boys and for good money.

* Carnival mask: anaconda with a Gioconda smile.

* Amazing plans for the future! So many years have passed, but they are as good as new!

* New Year's shortage: it's still before five, and Santa Claus is already without his wand.

* Guard! The coming year surrounds the defenders...

* The New Year comes and goes, but plans for the future remain.

Collection of New Year's Jokes and aphorisms.

Good news - New Year!

Some happy new year, some without...

Writing a date at the beginning of the year feels like putting on new shoes.

Those who don’t believe in Santa Claus are waiting for Santa Marasmus.

It doesn’t matter how you celebrated the New Year, the main thing is how the New Year will greet you.

I'm changing Santa Claus to Santa Teplonos!

It’s still winter before the New Year, after that there’s a hangover...

The New Year is coming, but all the old ones remain with us...

New Year is a great reason to give up something.

Happiness can be borrowed from a Christmas tree that has survived the New Year.

Let unknown people in masks meet only at the New Year's carnival!

Don’t destroy the Christmas trees - they are completely green!

Don’t destroy Christmas trees – even for the sake of “greenery”!

All stars are good, especially those hung on time... on the Christmas tree.

Those whose services cannot be refused will be the first to increase their prices in the new year.

Full glamour: New Year's Eve under an artificial Christmas tree in the company of an inflatable woman.

Father Frost has the largest pension - he works part-time only once a year.

In order not to oversleep the New Year, spend the old year with kefir, fresh cucumbers, beer, herring...

Pavlik Morozov is the grandson of Father Frost.

Winter vacation is the dream of janitors and Santa Clauses.

New Year is the time of a sharp transition from drugs to vodka and back.

Formula NG: medicines – vodka – medicines *2.

Stack for the New Year: – don’t miss it!

Birthday is a privatized New Year.

In the best times, the CIS was deciphered only - “Happy New Year!”

Time erases... but does not bleach.

May the New Year be happy! And we... as always...

“The holiday is coming to us...” - and then you’ll kick the hell out.

At the beginning of the year, production decreases sharply, but the liver increases.

For the New Year, every worker gets a paycheck!

If you didn’t have time under the palm trees, celebrate New Year’s Eve under the Christmas tree...

We all walk under icicles...

The New Year will certainly come! And his leg will be heavy...

New Year - time to take stock. And let them not let down the one who fails!

A year of testing has passed... A Year of Serious Tests is coming.

You don’t need to be Nostradamus to predict: We will suffer more in the new year...

You won’t get simple human warmth from energy drinks.

Winter should be snowy, like a woman - gentle.

Winter should be gentle, like a woman - snowy.

In winter, you just want to put something in your collar.

In winter, health depends on snot.

In winter, there is a car boom in Russia: all you can hear is “boom!” Boom!! Boom!!!...".

“New Year's promotion”: Buy at least something from US, otherwise YOU WILL GET IT!!!

It’s bittersweet to watch how they remove the tree under which you didn’t dance...

The New Year is coming, and we are on the defensive...

When you “need” to work on December 31st, the “New Year’s celebration” turns out to be not New Year’s, but old-fussy.

Any “new” product contains some crap.

“Miracles of the free market” are clearly not New Year’s.

The opposition is protesting against the onset of winter!

If everyone drinks something other than what they bring, look for another company on NG.

How difficult it is to refuse “flu” sex.

If the wipers worked better, maybe Spring would come earlier...

The cat can't make anything but scream.

We will all be there then - just like here and now...

And we will celebrate the Chinese New Year in Russian!

Give people joy, not shiny garbage!

* Life will turn for the better…. Be the best!!!

* New Year is good! !,

ONLY WHERE WOULD ALL THE OLD PEOPLE GO! ?!?!?!

Get ready! New Year is just around the corner! (collection of New Year's aphorisms)

Let's dance, children, for candy, let's dance!

Who will put a pig on the table in the year of the Pig?

She will help him finish the salad.

Here's to the year of the pig! Let's forget about lard for a year!

Well, here's to you! YOUR year, my little sheep!

They smoked... The clock hands rose -

And the New Year is not coming!!

The chimes are striking!! What a headache!!!

How the monkey suit suits you!

Who-o-o-o was shouting: “Humpback, come out!”???

There are no gifts in the bag for non-drinkers!

I am Santa Claus for adults, not for children.

Well, who are we having instead of the Christmas tree today?

I don’t need a snake as a gift in the Year of the Snake!!

What kind of bastard dressed up as Death?!

Oh, is that YOU? Well, at least let me celebrate the holiday!

Hey you! Open up! The toilet is not a bedroom!

Get off the Christmas tree, you bastard!

Are you drunk, you bastard?! You shine like a garland!!

Eleven! Twelve! Stop!! Don't drink!!

If you have time to get drunk, don’t get impudent!

First, pour a glass of Tuzik!!!

And in Kamcha-a-a-atka they drink already with a hangover.

With a bag of gifts, with a girl under his arm.

There's plenty of health if you drink too much!

Turn on the TV! Five minutes to twelve!!

Medvedev? Putin? Who is in charge there now??

Don't let the Snow Maiden in! We're having a bachelor party!!

Have you seen the bag of gifts?! Go your separate ways!!

Grandfather! Where are the gifts?? How - “You don’t deserve it!”???

The same thing every year! Enough!!

She came with a braid and in a robe.

They weren’t allowed on the Christmas tree, you bastards!

I wish to be! Beloved and desired!

And so that the man is faithful and constant!

I am Grandfather Marasmus! Let me make a fuss!

I am Grandfather Makar! Did you lose the calf?

I am Grandfather Mazai! Don't need any bunnies???

I am Grandfather Bear! Pour some mead!

I am Grandfather Mormon! Who is for polygamy???

I am Grandfather Morpheus! Don't you need sleeping pills?

I am Santa Claus! Have you seen the Snow Maiden?

I am Santa Claus! Didn't you find the bag?

What's your name, grandpa? Joulupukki???

Year of the Rabbit!!! Gnaw and multiply!

And Santa Claus is naked! Only a fur coat!

Oooh, New Year! Another mountain of gifts!

Again, you don't get what you want.

The hungover husband will whisper timidly,

Sniffing the vodka cork:

Where, Man, is the box of vodka?

And here I am!!! Were you not expecting me???

A frozen man pokes his nose at the window

A man with a bottle... Santa Claus!

Don’t drink under the Christmas tree near the garland in winter:

Don’t waste your mascara and paint, friend:

For the New Year you will wear a mask...

What the hell kind of bear is Artyom?

A rodent suits him... Bunny!

At the lesbian's, at Madame Morozova's

And the Christmas tree will also be pink for the holiday!

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What is bitter is the truth. As for what you can’t drink, they’re lying! Happy New Year!

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Let him who seeks happiness find it. The New Year will bring us together again.

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Rejoice, smile and do good deeds... There is a sign: AS you live the first 12 days of the new year, so the whole year will pass.

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When going to a New Year's corporate party, remember that you still have to work with these people.

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New Year is not only a holiday, but also a test. On this night you can really see who needs you.

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Celebrating the New Year with young children is especially fun, especially when they are so afraid of firecrackers and fireworks.

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“Ugh... it’s so good that I crawled home at all...” was the first thought that came to me on the morning of January 1 at 4 pm.

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The New Year is rushing towards us, everything will happen soon.

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How did I celebrate the New Year? I don’t remember... I woke up, looked around and just in case I didn’t get off the tree yet...)

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New Year is the only day of the year when you can eat at night!

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Happy New Year! My beloved, you are a breath of happiness.

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The New Year has arrived! He didn't keep me waiting! Brought everything RIOEUF only the best.

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May the New Year find happiness in your home, love in your heart, and laughter in your life.

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To the past year, we will say: “Goodbye!”, but life, like a song, does not say goodbye to you!

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Tangerines - New Year's seeds!

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The New Year is already over, and the fireworks are bursting and bursting... not only outside the window, but also in my head))))

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New Year is measured... in liters...

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Happy New Year 2017 to everyone! Let you have everything and nothing will happen to you for it)))

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Dear Grandfather Frost, I want an unknown number to call me this New Year, I made a mistake... but I want to make such a mistake that it will last for the rest of my life!

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For those who haven't lost weight by summer, don't worry. You will still have time to do this by the New Year - it’s still a long way off!

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This is the first New Year without you.. And the first New Year that I don’t need...

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Dear Grandfather Frost... Don't put a gift under the tree for me... Drive it straight into the garage!

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New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.

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The New Year is like sex - at first you spend a long time preparing for it, spending money, trying so hard and all for the sake of one second of pleasure.

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New year for the toilet too good holiday! Instead of asses you can see a lot of nice faces!

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The smell of tangerines... Christmas tree... Tinsel... Anxious anticipation of the chimes... Belief in miracles... It is on this night that all people return to childhood.

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Today is New Year?! Then another two hundred.

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The New Year did not live up to expectations... It was higher than them!!!)))))

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Those who passed the test of the New Year's feast WILL LIVE!!! Happily ever after... until about January 14th

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Give a damn to adversity. Happy New Year!

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We'll soon be on the Internet; we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.

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Anything is possible in the New Year! Striptease, cruise, any whim! Stockings, lipstick, heels! Well, hang in there guys!!!

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My dear and beloved mother-in-law. Happy New Year! This is your year.

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The New Year is just around the corner, It’s time to think about where to celebrate... Of course, you can do it in the forest, But it’s better to go abroad...

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The student has only two holidays - New Year and every day.

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New Year in Russian: children dance around the Christmas tree, adults - near the toilet.

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Birthday is New Year! New year in the life of a specific person.

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The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.

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Health in the body, love in bed, bucks in the briefcase - and no hassle! Once again, Happy New Year!

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"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.

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To all the evil women and gossips, I wish you constant sex in the new year. Keep your mouths busy!

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Grandfather Frost, give me a cool Snow Maiden this New Year.

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I want a quick New Year... So that I can go outside at exactly midnight, look at the sky... And, catching the snow with my lips, realize... Life goes on...

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New Year without vodka is like a passport without a photo!

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New Year is coming - and I have only two wishes..... it's snow.... and you, next to me...

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I want a New Year... so that when the chimes strike, at exactly 00.00, I wish for YOU....

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I wonder if anyone wished for me for the New Year?

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If you want everything to be good for you, put chocolate under your pillow for the New Year and in the morning you will have everything covered in chocolate.

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The New Year has passed, but the residue remains...

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How I want him to call at 00:00 on New Year’s Day and say: “Happy holiday, my love, I love you and miss you, by the way, open the door.”

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Taste of the New Year - tangerines and Olivier...

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The New Year should be sparkling like champagne, bright like the smiles of children, bright like fireworks, and happy!

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Let the impossible become possible in the New Year! Let everything that is far become closer! And let everything that seems so difficult be solved beautifully and easily.

Quotes about the New Year, aphorisms about 2017 New Year

Several children's sayings about the New Year, which were shared by parents.

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Alice (7 years old) writes a letter to Santa Claus with a list of gifts that she would like to receive for the New Year. - Alice, not only ask for gifts, but also write how you behaved this year. Alice thinks out loud: “If I write that I behaved well, it won’t be true.” If I write that I behaved badly, then Santa Claus will not give me gifts. As a result, Alice wrote: “Dear Santa Claus! This year I behaved in an original way...”

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IN new Year's Eve my son (4 years old) put tinsel on his neck and imagined himself as Santa Claus. I ask: “What will you give us, Grandfather Frost?” To which the child, imitating the bass voice of Santa Claus, replies: “I’ll give you shoes, mom, and you, dad...” and quite threateningly: “deodorant!!!”

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At our New Year's party in our kindergarten, Santa Claus: - Hello, children! Children in chorus: - Hello, Vera Pavlovna!

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I say to my son (7 and a half years old): - Sash, are you going to write a letter to Santa Claus? - For what? - Well, do you want a gift for the New Year? - Okay, I'll write. I just won't show it to you. Then let's see how he gets out!

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I ask a friend how her two-year-old daughter reacted to what her dad brought home christmas tree: - She was very outraged that she was not allowed to bring even a small stick from the street, but dad could have a whole tree!

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I ask my son (3 years 7 months): - Borenka, what would you like to receive as a gift from Grandfather Frost? - His bag of gifts!

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We are preparing for the new year. Tigran (6 years old) actively writes letters to Santa Claus. I’ve already written three different ones. Orders toys for himself. He asks me: “What do you want?” - New dress. - Well, what kind of gift is this “dress”. Order something normal... Then he took a piece of cardboard and wrote: “I wish Mom and Dad that they be happy.”

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New Year. The whole family is at the table, silence - everyone is listening to the president's speech... Dima (3 and a half years old) gets tired of this boring pause, he walks around the table and with the expression of an actor playing Hamlet, says: - Friends! Shouldn't we have sex?! I don’t know where he got this word from, we, like in the USSR, don’t have sex... But when the chimes struck, my sister and I laughed in a fit, mom suppressed a laugh, dad blushed, the rest of the relatives were already crying... The child sincerely did not understand , what did he offer us?

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I went with my daughter (9 years old) to the New Year party. She, seeing the costumed Santa Claus, expressed a desire to take a photo with him. Santa Claus replied: “A photo with a living Santa Claus will cost 20 hryvnia.” - What about the dead? - asked the daughter.

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Today we had New Year's party. - One, two, three, Christmas tree, burn! - we shout. The Christmas tree doesn't light up. Santa Claus: - Why doesn’t the Christmas tree light up? Probably some of you didn’t shout, some of you remained silent! A frightened thin child's voice: - It's not me!

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Sasha plays “Continue the Sentence” with his mother. Mom begins, son finishes: - For the New Year, the children decorate... - The Christmas tree. - Comes to the holiday... - Santa Claus. - They put it under the tree... - An extension cord!

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My son (3 years 9 months) is looking at the candies from the gift: - Candies with the taste of a snake, with the taste of a bear, with the taste of Little Red Riding Hood...

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Sonya writes a letter to Santa Claus. He is silent, carefully writing out the letters. Then he asks: “Mom, how do you spell “diamonds”?”

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Dima (4 years old) received a whole box of Kinders from Santa Claus for the New Year. Grandma came to visit. We are sitting in the evening: grandmother, my husband and I, and our son. The child unwraps the kinder and begins to burst it on both cheeks. I tactfully hint that he should share with his family: “Dima, will you have one kinder surprise?” The child, without being distracted, answers: “No, probably two!”

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My daughter and I are writing a letter to Santa Claus. I ask: “What do you want as a gift for the New Year?” In a businesslike tone: - A children's computer... Just let dad give it to me, and Santa Claus - candy or something else. - Why? - And dad... he’s more reliable!!!

New Year's is such an annual event that no special use has been invented for it, other than as a justification for all sorts of drinking, a reason to call friends and for making resolutions that will never be fulfilled.
Mark Twain

Christmas is the time of year when we have to buy things that no one wants and give them to people we don't like.
Bernard Show

The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.
author unknown

Optimists celebrate the New Year, pessimists limit themselves to seeing off the old one.
Mikhail Mamchich

Christmas is when children tell Santa Claus what they want and adults pay for it. Deficit is when adults tell the government what they want, and their children pay for it.
Richard Lamm

Celebrating the New Year is a suitable occasion for making new good intentions. And from next week you can already pave the road to hell with them, as usual.
Mark Twain

The very fact of the New Year is not that we should have a new year. The meaning is that we must have a new soul and a new nose; new legs, new spine, new ears and new eyes. If a person has not made New Year's resolutions, then he will not make any further resolutions. If a person does not start again, he will not do anything effective.
J. Chesterton

Wishing “Happy New Year!” the further it goes, the more it means the triumph of hope over experience.
Robert Orben

The mouse is happy about the New Year too.
Chinese proverb

Every New Year began new life, but it didn’t last long, because you have to live!
Alexander Kulich

At any age, the birth of a new year - best time for a holiday greeting.
Walter Scott

We no longer celebrate the New Year - we celebrate that we survived the old one.
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Christmas is when a father tries to convince his children that he is Santa Claus and his wife that he is not Santa Claus.
American saying

Always be at war with your shortcomings, live in peace with your neighbors and may each new year find you a better person.
Benjamin Franklin

I didn't make a single resolution on New Year's Eve. The New Year's custom of making wishes, making plans, making important decisions - for me there are too many events in one day.
Anaise Nin

We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
Unknown American

Christmas: the season of trading things you can't afford for things you don't need.
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Several dozen new years make a person old.
Emil Krotky

Another New Year in your life is best gift God.
author unknown

The New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
Mikhail Mamich

Are any of us against it? own life How was the New Year celebration?
Tetcorax

Of all the bells, the bells that farewell the Old Year sound more solemn and touching than the rest.
Charles Lamb

The optimist waits until midnight to see the new year come; the pessimist waits until midnight to make sure that old year has already passed.
Bill Vaughan

For some, the New Year is the birth of a new year, and for others it is the funeral of the old one.
author unknown

May your worries last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Joe Adams

The only one The right way Celebrating the New Year is either calm, in a quiet company with friends, or wild, in a brothel. Otherwise, when the official part begins to smoothly flow into the get-together, and the company begins to divide into pairs, someone will definitely be left crying alone.
Wysten Auden

I'm a year younger again than I'll be next January!
Yanina Ipohorskaya

New Year's resolutions are the promises we make to ourselves on New Year's Day and immediately forget about them until the next New Year.
Tetcorax

Merry Christmas to all my friends except two!
William Claude Fields

New Year's Eve is a time to forget old acquaintances. Unless, of course, the tests known to everyone turn out to be positive.
Jay Leno

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory

As you celebrate the New Year, this is how you should do it!
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