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How tired of you all are to me,
Five working days of the week!
Happy weekend tete-a-tete
I want for a couple of years

WHAT KIND OF HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

What kind of holiday is a weekend?
Foreigners don't understand
These days are like family to us,
You don't have to get up early.
You can drink coffee in your pajamas,
Not caring about the clock
Call your girlfriend, mom,
Chat about men
Try diets
Feed the cat for lunch
Allow yourself candy
After all, diets are boring.
Turn off your mobile phone completely
Think a little and turn it on
Place it on the refrigerator
So as not to forget in the morning.
On the computer for a minute...
Sleep for half an hour
I really tightened it up,
Back to classmates again!…
In the morning, the pillow beckons you to sleep,
And the alarm clock is crazy
Eh, my friend didn’t get enough sleep,
I wish I had a day off soon...

What a beautiful bright day
How sweet the birds chirp to me.
Laziness suddenly disappeared somewhere,
And there is no desire to get drunk.
And it's good for the sun in the eye,
The TV doesn't even irritate me.
Today is our day off
And tomorrow is fucking Monday.

What happiness: everyday life has flown by!
You smile at the sun, laughing.
And you can bask in bed for a long time,
And drink coffee without any rush.
And there is so much fun ahead:
Go to the theater, to an exhibition, to the cinema,
Absorb more impressions
And, of course, relax at the same time.
So that later, on a quiet Sunday evening,
Sigh that the holiday has flown by,
And suddenly think: it has become easier
Back to the world of urgent matters.

WEEKEND AT THE ZOO

We ended up in a zoo
I was glad, and dad was glad.
We went to see the python,
Dad met some friends there.

We bought a popsicle
Dad took his friends wine.
Then we came across a moose
And the fun began.

That’s wonderful, that’s wonderful,
Dad looked funny
On a camel barefoot.
He roared like a bull at everyone.

Dad was sleeping, then woke up,
The policeman stumbled
He took the money and walked off into the distance.
Dad wrestled the bear.

We petted the cat
It's just beauty
The cat looked with a green eye,
Dad called him "infection"

Because this cat
It looked like our chest of drawers.
“Lion,” they told us later.
Well, he looked like a cat.

It was a long ride on the subway.
Dad squinted slyly.
We laughed all the time
We got home at night.

I haven't heard of those animals
The ones that mom named
And the boa constrictor and the kalomyshes,
A bastard and a donkey's ears,

Parrot, villain, Judas,
And some words.
I won't repeat them
Unusual words.

Both the pig and the godly one,
The dirt that was found.
Dad was, of course, right
In general, it’s a shame we went home.

SUNDAY MORNING

The process, which everyone knows, is very simple,
Broke my health on Sunday.
On Saturday the last toast was unnecessary:
Friends, let's drink so as not to suffer from a hangover!

The days flew by unnoticed:
How nice and good this is!
We worked all days approximately -
And now he has come to the end,

All the work that we managed to do,
Only in the soul, as it is, a donkey,
There is both pride and carelessness in the soul -
I redid a lot of important things.

And now an important reason has been born,
It's a beautiful place to relax.
Laugh, have fun at home,
Or visit your loved ones.

Smile at the sun, at the birds in the sky,
Inhale fresh oxygen.
It’s a glorious day to greet Saturday with joy,
Come and take a look on Sunday.

And laugh, laugh heartily,
Just have fun, without worries,
And lie in bed longer,
In the evening go to the theater or cinema.

In general, do what you want,
Gain impressions and strength.
The weekend flies by quickly
But that makes them valuable!

I'm waiting for Saturday with trepidation,
It's nice to relax.
Making plans on the go
Soberly, carefully.
Weekends are honey to the heart,
The holiday has flown in,
That's why the soul waits so much
These days of the week.
I wish everyone joy,
Gain more strength
With pleasure then
Get to work.

Do not see lies or falsehood in my words,
But, despite the fact that you are like family to me,
Fuck you... or maybe even further
You offer to work on the weekend!

DE JAVU

I'll pull out a bottle from the stash,
I take the cucumber out of the brine:
It's Friday today, that means
Tomorrow is the weekend at last!

I'll drink from a cut glass,
Waiting for me all week,
I'll smoke and fly into nirvana,
Cursing my vile life.

I'll be fermenting on Saturday morning,
And argue all day with my wife,
Okay, no need to go to work,
Sunday is also a day off!

I'll have a hangover early on a Sunday morning,
I have nowhere to rush today,
I'll discuss it with a bottle and a glass,
How can we continue to live with this bitch?

I'll fall asleep hugging the toilet,
Dissatisfied with the smell of urine,
And somewhere a vile infection
He will drag me while I'm sleeping.

Monday comes again
I'm walking broken and sick
Cursing the damn work;
Well, when will the day off be?!

I've been waiting for this morning
Cherished and kept in my soul,
Hopes with the sparkle of mother-of-pearl,
My day off beckoned me...

In the routine of everyday care,
One beacon burned in the darkness,
And the end of work,
I dreamed that I was a maniac...

And now the wish has come true,
I'm free this day in the morning,
A simple miracle happened...
So what should I do now??

Everything is possible! Walk with family
You can hang out with friends
Go along the sports path,
Or stir up a preference?

Lying down and smoking while reading a book?
Cooking a holiday dinner?
But I know it won’t matter
All plans are damned yntyrnet.

Started on Monday
We completely criticized the work.
Everyone is nervous and angry.
Where are you, where are you, weekend?
It's Tuesday, thank God.
They recovered little by little.
Less swearing, more laughter,
Not work, but fun.
Well, on Wednesday we weren’t lazy
And they worked hard
For the company to prosper,
So that the salary arrives.
Thursday came after Wednesday.
Each one really distinguished himself:
We complete all tasks
We are making special efforts.
How everyone was waiting for Friday,
We didn't get enough sleep at night.
Here she comes, dear,
It's all groovy.
Well, what the hell is work,
If tomorrow is Saturday.
We make plans, we don’t get bored,
We are somewhere in the clouds.
Here comes Saturday: Hello!
And come on, dear, rule.
Charge everyone with positivity
Be cheerful and happy.
Sunday is a beautiful day,
Let him give you a great vacation,
With a sea of ​​bright entertainment
And pleasant impressions.
Have fun, have fun, -
Enjoy your weekend...
But where is he, that wizard,
What will Monday cancel?

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Wish #520

Trinket - day off,
Relaxation and peace.
Forest, clearing, stream,
Beer, vodka, kebab.
Have a blast, don't be bored
Yes, pour it full.
Drink, walk, have fun!
Weekend! Get hurt!

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Weekends are days when you can turn off all means of communication...

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Lord, how tired I am of waking up on the weekend, earlier than on weekdays!!!

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We need a weekend after a weekend to take a break from the weekend...

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Whoever behaves badly will be left without sweets over the weekend... semi-sweet, dry and semi-dry!)))

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You definitely need to plan your way out of the weekend.

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Oh, how I love weekends!!!

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Every worker in the world has something of Robinson. We all love and look forward to Friday...

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“Pyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyand dragged me in an unknown direction...

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That morning when you wake up and don’t have to go anywhere is DIVINE!!!

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The first five days after the weekend are always so difficult... Statuses about the weekend

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Can lift your spirits Good friends, good coffee and... Friday)

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Weekend. You only really begin to appreciate them when you have a job.

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Sunday is a day of double feelings. You spend half a day enjoying the day off, and the second half of the day you torment yourself with thoughts: “Damn, I have to go to work tomorrow...”

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Spring came! Spring has come... Gardening work has been added to the usual weekend “rest”...)

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How quickly the weekend flies by - I don’t even have time to get out of bed!

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Over the past couple of months, Saturday has become the meaning of my life...

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Sometimes you want to call Monday Sunday... because you have to Resurrect once again after a stormy weekend.

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What do people do on their days off who have worked all week and haven’t gotten enough sleep? They're sleeping it off! And what do those who have had enough sleep all week do? That's right, they drill with a drill and hammer with a hammer.

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When a woman has seven Fridays a week, a man has not a single day off.

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Why is the day when I wash, cook, wash, clean... called a DAY OFF?

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Weekend, why are you so short?

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Today is the best Sunday, because tomorrow is Sunday, and the day after tomorrow is Sunday, and Monday comes only on Wednesday!!! Hooray!!!

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If you relax on one day off and do nothing, then on the second you have to make up for it...

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Sign for the weekend: if you don’t make your bed, you’ll spend the whole day in it.

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A wonderful morning spent in bed! Eh, it’s a pity, there are only two of these a week...))

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Even the longest weekend is always the shortest!!!)))))

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The last day off in the country has come for those who are already tired of rest.))

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No, after all, the real day off is Friday evening!

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- What are you going to do on Saturday?
- Get some sleep.
- And then?
- And then it will be Sunday.
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It was a weekend that needed a weekend after.

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The best thing about work is the salary, weekends and vacations...)

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Every Monday I am tormented by the question: DID YOU EVEN HAVE A WEEKEND? Statuses about the weekend

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We went to barbecue on the weekend. But there was no money for meat... So they only took vodka.

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Twice a week I give myself a well-deserved day off, and the other five times an undeserved one.

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- oh well, we don’t drink every Saturday
- You just don’t remember everyone.

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All evening I thought that I had forgotten to do something. Almost went to bed sober))

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I love weekends... I spend them in 3D format: At home I crush the sofa...)

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The weekend is held under the motto “YOU CAN’T STOP EATING!” The most important thing now is to put a comma.

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If you sleep during the day on a weekend, it seems like there were two of them...

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I love it when the weekend comes and my husband is home. In the morning he hangs out with the child and you can get some sleep, and in the kitchen he “does magic” at the stove.

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Early morning... Nega... Exhaustion... I wake up... Today I'm home... Hello, walls, comfort and peace! Hello, my beloved day off!!!

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It's good when Friday comes after Saturday!!! But when Friday is followed by another Friday, it’s tough!!!

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"Good weekend!" - Friday wished sad everyday life.

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Weekend, come back, I miss you.

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My fun weekend is spent with you and me. You and I have very similar interests.

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How I love to carry the sofa on my back on weekends, but I still have to again... cook pilaf, cook cabbage soup!

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The weekend was great! There is something to remember!!!... but I can’t...

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Muslims do not work on Friday, Jews on Saturday, Christians on Sunday. Someone invent a religion so you don't have to work on Monday!

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- How did you spend your day off?
- I wanted to go to the museum, and my wife wanted to go to the cinema...
- So how was the movie?

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This is how you always wait and wait for this day off... Finally it came!!! Morning - I woke up, stretched... then bam and evening, and tomorrow back to work...

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Day off: woke up, ate, tired.

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If something incomprehensible happens inside you on Friday evening, don’t pay attention - it’s just your conscience in your soul fighting with temptation.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you'll get rid of him for the whole weekend.

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From workaholic to alcoholic - five days!)))

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I cleaned the house, put things in order, washed, ironed, cooked, worked with the child, went shopping... How I love the weekend!!!

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Friday morning good mood, nothing foreshadowed trouble... a place of adventure in relaxation, the liver is serene, like a lotus flower... But then a friend called...

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Weekends are a very strange thing... They seem to exist... But THEY ARE NO LONGER!!!))

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How to explain to a child that 8 am on a weekend is late at night??

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- How was the weekend? - Dark, light, dark, light, Monday.

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Good morning everyone!!! We woke up, stretched, smiled. Have a nice weekend, my dears!!!

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She left to treat her nerves. I'll be late - drunk, kind, happy. Have a great weekend! Statuses about the weekend

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How nice it is - early on a Saturday morning - to give a child a rattling toy, and with the words “show daddy”, direct him towards the bedroom...

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Day off... Made up... Did my hair... Manicure... Put on new tights under my trousers... Fell in love...

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I called a friend and asked: “How was the weekend?”... After a long pause... - “How did it go???”)))

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If on Sunday you did not wake up, but were resurrected... then Saturday was a success!!))

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The body is tired of craving Saturday.

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I can’t think of a single reason why you need to wake up at six in the morning on a weekend. I can’t name it, but, damn it, I’m waking up!

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Sod's Law. On weekends you go to bed in the morning, and by 9 am you’re already running around invigorated; on weekdays you go to bed at 10-11 pm, get up at seven in the morning and feel as if you’ve been unloading carriages all night

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Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.

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And I know how to sleep longer on a day off))) Just when your child sleepily asks “should we go to kindergarten today?”, answer confidently - YES!!! And then even if you walk on the ceiling, he will sleep soundly and sweetly.)))))))

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Working days move like a freight train on rails, but weekends are like birds in flight!

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Hmmm... today is Saturday... and where to start relaxing with washing or cleaning!!!

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WEEKEND!!! The brain screamed and took its ass off in an unknown direction...

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Every Monday I am tormented by the question: have you ever been to the weekend?)))

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It's awesome when the weekend comes. I want to wash, I want to iron, I want to clean, but I’m freaking out... so in general I’ll wash the windows.

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Who dreamed of a week with two working days and five days off, and not vice versa? Get...

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It's the weekend, either childhood is playing in the ass, or adventure is calling)))

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Wait all week for the weekend, and then waste it on the Internet. CAN. I CAN. I PRACTICE.

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Damn feminism and equality! I want a banal men's day off: sofa, kitchen, sofa.

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A wasted weekend is a REST!

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Look carefully! Do you see? Something flashed before my eyes! It's your weekend!

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Advice to everyone: if you party all night on Wednesday, then Thursday disappears from your life and on Friday it’s like Monday, and after that it’s the WEEKEND

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The whole country has a weekend)) and for mom it’s ME!!!

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As you get older, you begin to appreciate weekends more...

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Bells, bells, doo-doo! I won't go to work today!

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I like to spend weekends with my friends. In the company of a sofa, pillow and TV.

Statuses about the weekend

Congratulations, because today is Friday, which means it’s time to relax and get away from everyday worries and questions. I wish you a wonderful time this weekend, plunge headlong into the world of harmony and relaxation, and also cope with all your household chores with ease. I wish you a wonderful mood and accompanying good luck in all your plans for the weekend.

Hooray! The work week has passed, ahead are the days that you have been waiting for, because they will bring rest, peace, happiness and joy. Spend your weekend in such a way that your emotions and energy will last until the next one. Happy Friday!

The long-awaited Friday has arrived, which means it's time to enjoy your vacation! Leave all your worries behind and enjoy what brings you joy: communicate with loved ones, meet friends and pay attention to your hobbies! Let your weekend be bright and eventful!

Happy Friday! The most awaited day of the week has finally arrived! Let the weekend be stormy, fun, funny, interesting and memorable. Have a good rest, gain strength and energy so that you have something to remember!

Happy slutty Friday. I wish you a complete break and high flight away from earthly worries and all your responsibilities, I wish you a cool holiday in the circle of cool people. And may this weekend be incredibly interesting, successful, fruitful and fun.

The work week is over. Hurray, Friday! I wish you a great holiday, bright nights and unforgettable experiences. So that your rest will be filled right up to the next week, and you will be recharged with energy, strength and creative thoughts that will help you carry out your assigned work with ease.

Happy Friday and I want to wish you a great weekend. May these days be filled with things done, successes achieved and successful completion of your goals. I would like to wish that the weekend passes exclusively with benefit, so that no troubles or adversity can ruin your mood.

It's finally Friday, which means it's time to relax and have a good rest. Let the bustle of everyday life remain behind you, let all things go aside, let it come to you great mood and an incredible thirst for fun, a desire to get away and the opportunity to have a wonderful weekend.

Happy Friday and I sincerely wish you a fun, bright, exciting weekend. Let both body and soul rest from all worries and boredom, let all things get done quickly, and let time for rest, relaxation and pleasant time in a circle nice people there will be a lot left. I wish you a great mood and excellent health.

Friday is coming, the best day for many! I hope you have a weekend full of sun, beautiful moments, cheerful friends who will make you smile and happy.

Dear weekend! I swear weekdays mean nothing to me! I want to be only with you!

Horror!!! Saturday... 2 am... All normal people are having sex... and I'm planting zucchini on the Odnoklassniki farm...

On weekends, after twelve, I have only two states - insomnia and shamelessness...

Remember: the decisions you make after two in the morning on Saturday are the wrong decisions!

Cool status about the weekend: Faster than the weekend, only money is running out.

A popular saying: if you get so drunk on Thursday that you can’t get out of bed on Friday, you’ll probably spend the weekend in a park or a museum!

Weekends on the calendar should be highlighted in blue, not red.

Everything in the world should be divided equally: there should be as many weekends as weekdays.

The weekend took a toll on my wallet...

We spend every weekend with my mother-in-law... I feel like I’m in medieval slavery...

Weekends take such good care of me: they let me sleep, they feed me well and tasty, they help me take a leisurely bath, they make me beautiful hairstyle and makeup, and then entertain until you drop for two days in a row!!!

For some it’s Sunday, for others there’s a terrible hangover.

If Sunday and Saturday are DAYS OFF - that is, we go out for a walk, to visit, to shops, then all other days of the week should be called NON-Weekends.

Cool status about the weekend: There are no hopeless situations in life...

I leave my conscience at work and run for the weekend!

My sexual fantasy for the weekend is to sleep in all positions.

The way you start on Friday is how you will spend your day off.

There's nothing better than arriving at work and finding out you have the day off.

Why are the days when you clean, cook and do laundry called days off?

How time flies on a weekend... I just woke up and was already late for work.

Left for the weekend. My roof...

Einstein was right: weekends are a relative concept.

The only thing worse than your own repairs is the neighbors' repairs started at 9 am on a weekend.

I work all week and don't do anything on the weekend either.

Yesterday was Saturday, we had a great time! I returned home early! The buses haven't even started running yet.

Cool status about the weekend: I rent out a bad mood for the weekend.

How was your weekend? - In 3D format. - Did you go to the cinema? - No. Sofa of the House of Dawil.

Life is a movie. On weekends - romantic comedy, on Mondays - horror, on Friday - action films.

On weekends I eat once! - Are you losing weight? - No, I eat from morning to evening!

Cool weekend: "Drink vodka, lie down!"

Thinking about the weekend, I dream of inventing a time machine.

Honey, let's give each other a great weekend? - Oh! Of course, beloved. - Well then, until Monday.