Phrases to send. Clever words and phrases without swearing to put the person who insults in his place

01.02.2012 15:43

The ability to defend yourself with beautiful excuses.
Have you ever had a time when you were cruelly teased and at that moment you feel very uncomfortable in your soul, you begin to feel embarrassed, blush and want to hide away from everyone? The fact of who exactly is teasing you, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend, enemy, child or mother-in-law always plays a role. And of course I wanted to be able to know a decent answer to all the jokes!!! If this is your lover, then maybe it will be nice to be in the role of a defenseless girl and give him pleasure by being embarrassed by his jokes, but if suddenly this is your rival or neighbor with whom you are at war...??? Then, of course, you need to answer with dignity and be able to stand up for yourself!
For example you were interrupted: Excuse me for speaking when you interrupt.
If they joke inappropriately, say: such a sharp joke! I almost cut myself!
If the interlocutor is not interesting and repeatedly teased you: don’t pay attention, I usually always yawn when I’m not interested!
Well standard: Don't talk, and I won't tell you where to go.
And this, for example, when an evil aunt screams at the market where are the youth going?:
Yes, we are the same age, we just take care of ourselves differently.
For the annoying boyfriend: Leave in English, because I will send you in Russian.
Sitting and waiting for a friend, you can turn off an undesirable person:
- Girl, will you allow me to sit with you for a while?
- A little won’t work, next to me they turn their whole head gray all at once!
A banal excuse with a threat: For some jokes, there are gaps in the teeth.
Like this: Are you asking if I like sex??? Of course I owe him my life!
Regarding appearance: Listen, I look at you and all my complexes disappear!
If they suddenly tell you:
No need to be nervous, nerve cells are not restored! Then you can answer like this: - I should have kept quiet! teeth too!)))
Astrology)): I can guess what your stone is from your horoscope... judging by your face it’s a brick....
If they ask themselves, but you don’t want to use physical force: I could offend you, but unfortunately it still won’t work out better than nature.
From a malicious smile: Just don’t smile at me, I’ve been afraid of horses since childhood.
You can warn like this: dear young lady, are you just so brave or are you insured??
Excuse for mom or grandma: and what’s bad is that there’s wind in my head, because my thoughts are always fresh.
If they tell you that you are angry and bitchy: It’s better for him to be a tigress for a year than to be a sheep all his life!
If a girl refuses to drink: . - Girl, what are you going to drink?
- I do not drink!
- Come on, YOU WILL DRY!!!)))
Data: Nothing is more annoying than when the person you interrupted continues to talk!
For uncultured boys: You will call me CHICKEN one more time!! I'll blow your balls off for you.
If a stranger asks a lot: Dear, you shouldn’t be too persistently interested in my life. You will find it so interesting that you will be disappointed in yourself.
Data))): It’s easier for men, they immediately see what breasts we have. But a surprise awaits us poor women!
Data:.Of course there is women's logic! Men are just so stupid that for some reason they can’t understand her)))
For the talkative gossips: If a person can’t keep his mouth shut, then he essentially doesn’t need teeth!!!
For the picky husband: Cute! There have never been people like you, there are none now and there is no need at all...
In an unpleasant society: I feel so smart next to you.
: .
-You're so cool when you drink!
- And you're very cool when I drink!
About jokes: Usually the last laugh is the one who didn’t understand the topic right away!
Rough but it will help:
- Such a girl is beautiful and smokes?
- Such a man is scary and talks?

They say a woman should have 5 men: the first husband to whom you can show everything and not tell anything, the second friend to whom you can tell everything but not show anything, the third lover to whom you can show a little and tell a little, the fourth gynecologist to whom you can show everything and tell everything, and the boss who will say whatever he says. !)))

Actually, what they say is true. But it is also true that if you wish evil, it will return to you! So why not wish everyone well, even in those moments when it is especially difficult to do so!!! Try it, and I’m sure the good will definitely come back to you! Be kinder, more pleasant and then you will never have to look for tricky excuses for people!!! Love people, the world that surrounds you, and radiate more goodness! Good luck to you!

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Now you can beautifully, and most importantly subtly, poke at your opponent in an argument using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How to insult your interlocutor beautifully.

Any similarity between you and a person is purely coincidental!

1. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
2. As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?


3. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
4. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
5. The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
6. Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
7. I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
8. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
9. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
10. Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
11. No offense, but is it your job to spread ignorance?
12. Keep talking, someday you will manage to say something smart!
13. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
14. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
15. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
16. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him; he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
17. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams shut when trying to find an answer!
18. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that it’s not the best part of it.
19. He thought - this is something new.
20. When it finally gets dark, you'll definitely look better!
21. Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
22. In the book "Who's Who" you should be searched as What Is This?
23. You are living proof that a person can live without a brain!
24. It is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
25. Yes, you are just a template for an idiot to build.
26. Why are you here? I thought the zoo closed for the night!
27. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
28. Don’t try to find anything in your head, it’s empty.
29. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
30. Hello! I am human! What do you?
31. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
33. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you didn't exist, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
34. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
35. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you a lot!
36. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
37. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
38. I know you were born stupid, but why are you relapsing?
39. I know that you are self-made. It's good that you admit your guilt!
40. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
41. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
42. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical for you.

But just don’t overdo it, even using veiled, indirect insults you can get hit in the face))
By using these insults you take responsibility for your words.

The problem of annoying interlocutors is extremely common. This could be an annoying fan, just a familiar person, an unloved colleague or a “sworn” friend. Many people try to engage in a verbal duel, responding to unpleasant words with abuse or even swearing. Perhaps this is exactly the reaction the instigator was seeking.

It would be much wiser and more promising to stop playing with words and try to emerge victorious from such a situation. How to beautifully “send” a person away without using abuse or “obscene” constructions? First of all, calm down and follow our recommendations.

• 1 What do psychologists say?
• 2 How to “send” a person culturally?
• 3 How to be rude beautifully? Psychological Sambo technique
• 4 Psychological Sambo techniques
  • 4.1 Endless refinement
  • 4.2 External consent
  • 4.3 Broken record
  • 4.4 English professor

What do psychologists say?

Psychological science is skeptical about a person’s desire to rise by insulting other people, even if they bore him. It is extremely difficult to offend, insult or humiliate a self-sufficient person.

The situation is such that a wise person will not be offended by truthful words, but simply will not pay attention to an obvious lie.

It is not for nothing that the word “send” is put in quotation marks, since we will not use any insults, much less a three-story obscenity (even as an example). Humiliation, resentment and anger are the lot of a failed person, whose emotional background is dominated by negative feelings, and disharmony reigns in his soul.

Our task is to respond culturally, using psychological techniques.

Every day we come across dozens, or even hundreds, of bright individuals, so conflict situations happen quite often. How to politely and reasonably “send” a person? Experts suggest using psychological sambo - a kind of counterattack that uses the strength (psychic energy) of the enemy.

And once again - no person is capable of offending, humiliating or insulting an interlocutor if he treats himself with due respect.

They take offense at the truth (or half-truths), subconsciously trying on unpleasant words or insults. That is, we ourselves belittle our own dignity by reacting emotionally to unpleasant words.

How to “send” a person culturally?

Sometimes, when listening to an unpleasant or simply uninteresting speech from someone sitting opposite you, the only question that worries you is how to “send” a person away in a cultural manner?

I want to resolve such a not very pleasant situation carefully, without humiliation, insults and obscenities. We offer several simple techniques.

1. Try changing the unpleasant topic by asking leading questions that relate to a completely different object or person. If the interlocutor tries to return to the stated topic of conversation, ask questions in a sharper tone. However, it is better to refuse aggression.
2. Laughter is an amazing “weapon” that can turn a situation in your favor. Use the full range of humor (sarcasm, banter) to reduce an unpleasant topic to a joke. In this way, you can end a boring conversation and slide off the “favorite hobby” of your interlocutor.
3. Try to constantly give the same unemotional reaction - “aha”, “really”, etc. You can just remain silent. Not finding an interesting and grateful listener in you, the annoying interlocutor will most likely go looking for a new “victim”.

In addition, before you think about how to send away an annoying person, you need to understand that not all aggressors should be responded to in the same way. So, if rudeness comes from a boss or work colleague, it is better not to provoke a conflict at all, but to try to stop it as soon as possible. Arguing with your boss is generally not a good idea.

How to be rude beautifully? Psychological Sambo technique

Yes, the best way to “send” a person is to ignore him. But what to do if the unpleasant interlocutor does not lag behind, but only gets angry? In this case, the so-called psychological self-defense, or sambo, will help, which will not only protect a person from the consequences of an emotional attack (confusion, bewilderment, confusion), but will also allow you to be beautifully rude (in our understanding, to fight back the offender).

If you don’t know how to competently send an unpleasant person away without swearing, then a psychological counterattack will buy you time to gain self-control, “restore” causticity and the ability to make caustic responses.

So, psychological self-defense requires:

• use of clear speech structures;
• communication using the correct intonation - for example, you need to communicate calmly, even coldly, thoughtfully or with a hint of slight sadness;
• thoroughness in conversation, achieved through:
  • pausing before responding;
  • slowness in answers;
  • turning not towards the offender, but in the other direction.

Psychological Sambo techniques

When thinking about how to politely send a guy or just an acquaintance away without using insults, the easiest way is to turn to psychological self-defense. Let's take a closer look at his most popular techniques.

Endless refinement

The use of such a technique involves posing a question - which means that the opponent will have to think, transform the emotional charge into a rational, rational one. In addition, you will gain a little time that the interlocutor will spend thinking about the answer.

– This dress doesn’t suit you at all?

– What exactly do you not like about this dress? Which one would you recommend?

Remember that before responding you need to pause and speak calmly, even a little distantly. It is likely that you won’t even have to be rude.

External agreement

This method of psychological counterattack involves agreeing with the opponent’s statement. You show that you paid attention to his words, agreed with the criticism, but in fact you simply disarmed your interlocutor. After all, he was counting on you to start being rude or lose your temper.

– You look absolutely terrible in these pants!

– Most likely, you are absolutely right.

– You are too self-confident!

- Yes, you're right, I'm self-confident.

– You shouldn’t be late!

- Yes, I'll work on it.

External agreement does not at all imply that you have changed your own position. However, after such an “agreement,” the aggressor usually retreats and even changes his attitude towards you. And you no longer need to figure out how to send an unpleasant person away without swearing or swearing.

Broken record

This technique is based on an interesting technique - you repeat the same verbal structure in response to rudeness or simply an annoying request. It is extremely important to come up with the right phrase so that it can be repeated over and over again without disrupting the flow of the conversation.

– Only you can help me complete this report!

– But no one wants to help me!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

- And what should I do now? I was counting on you!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

When using this technique of psychological sambo, you should not be distracted by other topics. In addition, you need to communicate with a person in the same calm, sad tone. Irritation or sarcasm is not acceptable.

English professor

This technique is based on your unwillingness to do the act or actions that the manipulator requires of you, because it (supposedly) contradicts your beliefs.

Thus, you pull the rug out from under the offender, because you react completely differently than he expected from you.

– Why do you wear black clothes all the time?

– You see, this is my peculiarity, my highlight.

-You are so strange...

“I’ve just come to terms with my oddities, and besides, they allow me to stand out from the crowd.”

Always remember that rudeness and insults are almost inevitable. Acquaintances or even strangers often prefer to throw out their negativity on others, so you should be prepared for any development of events.

Don’t forget that you can come out of almost every unpleasant situation with your head held high, and you can repel the aggressor through humor, calmness, or psychological self-defense.

Yes? Were the first to meet you and take an interest in you? Sounds tempting.

But what to do if women really start approaching you? Not beauties burning with the desire to fuck you, but ghouls covered in leopard-print leggings. What should you do to get the centner women off your back? How to get rid of the pestering of crazy empresses? And it will be difficult to stop her, because When you are the bottom, you don't know that you are the bottom.

It won't be surprising if you get confused and start babbling some nonsense in response to her. You are not used to women's initiative, and you do not have template actions in this regard. I want to send her away or call the police.

I will teach you how to fuck a girl beautifully, gently and politely. So as not to get fucked.

1. Direct refusal.

This method is for those who are braver. For those with big balls. That is, for you. You must refuse the young lady right to her face. Don't put off the conversation until later and don't freeze. Now and here.

Don't use words when talking to her “I don’t know”, “maybe”, “we’ll see” And so on. Be one hundred percent sure of your refusal. Do everything correctly so that she doesn’t get offended. Build phrases carefully, and not just to get away.

You can thank her for being interested in you. Say that you are pleased with her initiative. But you don't want to start any relationship now. Your life is filled with completely different events. And love doesn't interest you yet.

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Say your heart is full. And that it will be ugly to communicate with other girls behind your beloved’s back. Young ladies value loyalty, so it is unlikely that she will continue. And if it does, just say the same thing, but sharper and more confident.

This method is ideal for strangers. If you have a young lady you know who can check your words, say that you recently met a girl and fell in love.

3. No initiative.

An even simpler way is to behave like a limp sausage. All young ladies value masculinity and confidence in men. Without them, you will cease to be interesting to her. She will understand that nothing good will work out with you.

The young lady thinks that taking the first step is enough for her. What next will you steer the process and be happy that she herself is interested in you.

But you already see that a girl has come to you that you never dreamed of.

What to do? Talk to her for a couple of minutes, respond to “fuck off,” then say goodbye and leave.

If this is someone from your circle, then you can agree to meet, but be cold about the date. For example, keep rescheduling the meeting and saying that you can’t come. Don't look forward to this event, but talk about it as if it were something boring. So that the young lady understands that you are not particularly interested.

Or agree and offer to take a couple more friends with you, as if you have no idea that she just wants a date. Say that it’s more fun together, and you need to gather a big company.

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Oddly enough, but due to the traditional division of roles, guys can be completely confused if the girl herself begins to be too active in trying to get acquainted. Or at other moments in the development of communication with a girl, guys do not know how to react when faced with a woman’s initiative.

And if they don’t really like the girl, then a logical question arises - how to turn her off, or send her, but do it beautifully. Because by doing this ineptly, you can end up in an unpleasant situation, on the one hand, but on the other hand, you need to maintain your manhood. But the modern world is developing more and more towards mixing roles and developing the initiative of girls.

In most cases, girls, having decided to take the initiative and take the first steps, do not have sufficient persistence and determination - this greatly simplifies the task.

Actually methods of refusing a girl:

Outright refusal. Sometimes telling a girl directly is the easiest and fastest way. The only thing is that it requires some courage on the one hand, and the right choice of words on the other. For example, like this: “You are a good girl, and I see that you like me. But, unfortunately, I cannot reciprocate your feelings. I think it’s better for us to remain friendly so as not to embarrass each other.” In principle, by slightly changing the refusal formula, you can apply it to friends, colleagues, fellow students, to anyone with whom it is better not to cross a certain line.

For unknown girls, the following refusal formula is more suitable: “Sorry, you’re not my type” - this allows you to focus not on the girl, but on your taste and preferences.

Cheat: “I have a girlfriend.” This and many subsequent methods were borrowed from girls. You can justify your refusal by saying that you have insurmountable circumstances. For example: “I appreciate your attention, and another time I would definitely accept your offer, but I’m afraid it won’t be fair to my girlfriend.” - any variations are possible on the theme that you already have a girlfriend, you are now dating, or more mysterious and therefore less effective: “you recently experienced a difficult breakup with your loved one, and now you can’t date anyone.”

This method is best applied to unfamiliar girls who cannot verify your legend.

My heart is busy. It’s somewhat similar to the previous option, but the trick here is that you’re essentially telling the truth. You refuse this girl because there is another one whom you would never refuse. But you don't have to reveal her name. Example: “You’re pretty... But I recently met a girl, and I realized that I fell in love with her, and now all my thoughts are only about her. I’m sorry I can’t reciprocate your feelings.”

In principle, the method is universal - suitable for both familiar and unfamiliar girls.

Extinguish initiative. Since a rare girl will show super-persistence, and they usually think that taking the first step is enough for everything to go further on its own, it is enough to take this first step and do nothing else. For example, if a girl decides to meet you, just politely communicate with her. She will expect you to pick up the phone next, but you can simply not do this. The method is suitable both for the street and for parties, clubs, bars.

If a girl you already know invites you somewhere, and you understand that it’s like a date, you can say that it’s a good idea, but you’re busy for now, and offer to reschedule it for next week. This can be repeated endlessly, or you can offer options that will make this meeting not a date - the girl invites you to the cinema, and you offer to take more friends to make it more fun.

Uninteresting interlocutor. A good way to sew in clubs, bars, parties. When a girl comes up not to meet you, but rather to chat, you can extinguish the conversation with monosyllabic answers. Try not to ask her about anything, or about some completely banal nonsense. Maintaining such a dialogue is very stressful for a girl, and they merge. For example:

- Hello! There's great music here!

- not bad.

— do you like it here?

- well, like this…

- What is your name?

- Kirill.

- and I’m Masha.

- ... (we wait for a pause)

- What are you doing?

- I work, I rest.

Sooner or later, the girl will exhaust all the questions, and she will only need a reason to leave. In principle, you yourself can leave under some pretext when there is a pause. Perhaps this girl will no longer try to approach you.

Of course, these methods are not limited to. You can still sparkle with your wit while blowing off a girl. For example, a friend living in Australia suggested this method: if a girl approaches you in a bar, ask “isn’t this a gay bar???”

But personally, I don’t really agree with such methods, as they can offend the girl. After all, if you don’t like a girl, this doesn’t mean you should be rude and inappropriate with her. I am for bringing positivity into this world, and then the world will answer you in kind.