Interesting congratulations with a joke. The funniest birthday greetings

I wish you positivity
A lot of money, creativity,
Endless luck
Somewhere by the sea, a dacha.
Plus a lot of health,
Strength like a rhinoceros
So as not to be sick in the morning
And, of course, don't grow old.
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck!

I wish you a self-assembled tablecloth,
And she’s wearing a beer with a battering ram,
Expensive coffee beans,
Cognac with black caviar,
Shish kebab with smoky scent
And cooler champagne,
Pineapples and bananas,
All - ten kilograms,
And also a bag of money
And a box of miracles,
A chest of health,
To always be “cheerful”,
Live a hundred years enjoying yourself.
Happy birthday, kisses!

Happy aging day... Oh, I mean happy birthday. May your bones not ache, may the sand not fall off you, may you continue to make you happy funny jokes, the soul flies high. Let your teeth not hurt from a delicious cake, and let all the candles on it be blown out by you on the first try. May passionate, hot nights and crazy happy Days.

I wish you to live and not worry,
In the evenings drink whiskey.
And on the weekend - barbecue at the dacha,
With loyal friends to boot.

I wish to live a hundred years
And have lobster for lunch
Sunbathing with my family in Dubai,
Ride only in Ferrari.

Always be positive
To make your dream come true,
And always swim in gold,
Smile as often as possible.

Living a great, awesome life
Unreal, incomparable,
Amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Tasty, spicy, bright, passionate,
Intoxicating, amazing
With adoration, with inspiration
I wish you on your birthday!

Happy Birthday!
Let life be like jam:
Sweet, bright, very tasty
And, of course, not sad.

May luck grab you
Will shower you with wondrous joy,
Stuffs happiness into pockets -
It will be in your power.

And fate will give you luck,
Will remove your doubts
To work and sing,
I wanted to go to a new day!

I wish you positivity
And good intimacy.
Yacht, cottage, plane,
Let your fortune grow.

So that friends don't let you down,
And they were weird with you.
So that there is enough health,
The beauty did not disappear.

It was fun today
And great in the morning.
There will be inspiration in life,
Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday
And we wish for simple things:

So that everything in the soul rejoices,
And my heart beat to the beat.
What was dreamed came true.
Everything was bought and sold.

For houses to be appreciated,
Instead of a chair, they bought a throne.
Respected at work
All ideas were accepted.

To go on vacation - to resorts,
We did the repairs ourselves.
And the account flowed steadily
Large cash flow.

I wish you to avoid stress
And sleep peacefully at night.
Let healthy indifference
Yours strengthens the body,
And so that the tone does not suffer,
Refill your glass often.

Big

I wish you fairy tales
The kindest and simplest.
May all your wishes come true
Like with a golden fish.

So that the boss is a serpent gorynych
Suddenly everyone put their heads together:
Appointed a promotion
Gave me an extra vacation.

So that yours stands at three
In the palace garage
And let these horses be called -
Bentley, Maybach and Porsche.

To rejuvenate apples
You had more than enough
And love to the grave,
What you can’t read in fairy tales.

Happy birthday!
Believe in miracles as a child
And let it be snow-white
Your life is streaky.

Today is your birthday!
You can get drunk "into the pig"
Play around without looking back,
You can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.

Have fun, walk, dance,
Take your breath away,
Send everyone into culture shock!
And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!

Funny and cool congratulations

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!

Cool congratulations and wishes

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!

Funny and funny congratulations

Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!

I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.

Funny birthday greetings

We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always nearby!

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!

Cool birthday greetings

On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

Ridiculous birthday greetings to men

Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of ​​success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.

Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.

They don’t drink to health - they pray for it;
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it;
They don't drink to love - they do it;
Let's drink to your dreams - let them come true!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.

Let your life not be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The car key is in your pocket
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa

I wish you not to know grief,
So that there is a sea of ​​happiness,
And I would never get sick
And not grow old for a very long time...
Get more money
But don't sweat from work.
Sleep softly and eat deliciously,

In general, I wish you happiness -
Happy birthday!

Believe it if you want
If you want, don't believe it
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called "moose"
- It’s been like this for a long time.
Let "ELK" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
To dream about good things,
So that the matter succeeds
May everything always come true!

I wish you great health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
For pleasure once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
So that there is no alarm clock - damn it,
And wild sex woke you up!

I personally wish with all my heart,
So that, like a domestic cat,
You've always had a great time
Both at work and at home!

If you are the sun, shine!
If you are a bird, fly!
If you are a fish, swim!
If you're going to be cancer, call me!

So that the table is bursting with food,
And the bed is a pleasure.
To have something to wear
and in front of whom to undress.

Congratulations on your birthday.
And I wish you not to get sick.
Sweet life, like a jar of jam.
And love, and not growing old at all!

Funny birthday greetings

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

I wish you not to know grief,
So that there is a sea of ​​happiness,
And I would never get sick
And not grow old for a very long time...
Get more money
But don't sweat from work.
Sleep softly and eat deliciously,
May it bloom in all its glory!
In general, I wish you happiness -
Happy birthday!

cool congratulations to a man

We wish you a lot of love and health,
May the road be happy and smooth.
Along it you will go to a gorgeous blonde,
To a brunette, brown-haired woman - not a woman - pictures!
Don't squeeze today, but pour into glasses
Let your pockets shrink a little.
Today you can mix beer with vodka,
May it be so difficult for you to remember everything tomorrow!
Don't kiss your women on the lips,
Otherwise they will all demand a fur coat from you.
And always beware of female invasions -
Otherwise, you won’t be able to travel to the doctors!

Happy birthday to my friend

I wish you to have a figure
Always dress chic and fashionable!
And to attack men with reinforcement -
I wish you to be hungry for men!
So that all the men just stare at you,
So that you lift their... spirit without effort.
So that you outshine the models,
So that it smells more pleasant than all roses and lilies.
So that the crush on the tram doesn't affect you,
But she pressed her chest against the man.
Breathe with him so passionately! Feel it - elastic?
His wallet... What are you thinking about, friend?

funny birthday greetings to a woman

So that breasts like Irene Ferrari,
And a butt like J.Lo's.
So that the men open their mouths,
They drove us around in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown at your feet,
And every day they swore love
And in boutiques so that they dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that the sex is awesome until dawn,
It seemed like there was always money,
Vacation in Egypt all summer,
And go to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out,
So that men swear love
(I wish I could repeat myself)
In short, it's all bad!

Birthday is cool
It's like the Kama Sutra
For an enthusiastic soul -
It’s so nice, at least dance!
Birthday is nice
You are the most important today!
Everyone says this -
My ears burn all day long!
Birthday is awesome
So it’s not at all in vain
We came to you today
Because alone
So go crazy with pleasure -
This is just a perversion!
In general, happy birthday to you!..
A glass... That is, I shake your hand!

Our life is very short -
Extend it - drink beer!
May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.

And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.

But still have sex.



They invited me to have sex.

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Success at 7 years old is being able to wake up in a dry bed,
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl,
Success at 25 is being able to find yourself a good wife,
Success at 35 is career and family,
Success at 35 is family and career,
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman,
Success at 85 is being able to wake up in a dry bed.
I wish you (name) success in your future life.

Very funny birthday greetings

On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright! Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet! Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of ​​success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun. I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! -
Getting old, but having sex!
...It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex. I wish you have everything in life...
...AND THE EXPECTED ADVANTAGES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES! One bottle, two bottles!
Happy birthday Friend!
Let there not be a hole in life
Your pocket is full!
Three bottles and four...
We are already sailing with you,
So that tomorrow in our world
The shutdown was very long!
Five bottles and the sixth...
What... more do you want...?
Let your whole life be in sartir
It will be easy, motherfucker...
Seven on the way and the eighth...
For some reason I don’t see you...
Where have you gone? Well, traitor...
I vomited... I hate it! Something has changed imperceptibly
It’s like someone has grown up exactly a year.
Why is there such a pandemonium at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How can we congratulate you now,
We'll pull you by the ears with love,
And your popular person
We wish you regular love! Today is your birthday,
Which means you need to come off strong!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little! Be beautiful like Malvina
And how cute Cinderella is!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes! Let there be fewer critical days,
And more – cloudless, passionate!
Let there be plenty of money in your bag,
And fewer dangerous connections!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups! Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Aging Day.
Cannabis is not easy on the lungs,
Here's some jam for you. My friend, I wish you cool parties
Merry beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Fun winter, awesome summer
I wish to be fashionably and stylishly dressed
Happy tickets always and everywhere
And for friends to help out in trouble! I wish for your birthday,
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, mugs with beer
And cool girlfriends
Dancing until you drop!
What, do you need anything else? When we drink, we want to sleep.
When we sleep, we do not sin.
When we don't sin, we go to heaven.
So let's drink so that together with the birthday boy we go to heaven!!! I wish you on your birthday
It’s not just a stupid thrill to catch -
More happiness, pleasure,
Bright sunny love.
Undivided... Divided –
Anything can happen in fate.
Be in love
Be in love -
You will deserve self-love! Friends are different -
Beautiful, terrible,
Touchy, kind,
Calm and cheerful,
But we are forward looking,
Others, real ones!
And on this birthday
I wish you luck! On your birthday
I'll become a cool athlete
Master candidate
In raising glasses.
Congratulations on your day,
I wish you a million money! There's a gift for you
And his friends will read it.
We call the days of the week
Happy birthday.
Monday – dusted myself off
And I woke up beautiful.
Tuesday: drank a little -
A couple of glasses of cognac.
You can have tea on Wednesday.
Here's a cigar by chance.
Thursday - I should sleep
Maybe read Nietzsche.
It's time to party on Friday,
To make gentlemen.
I got hung up on Saturday...
Thank God there is no work...
Sunbathe on Sunday
Relax in the Canaries.
And let it be for a whole year
Life goes by without worries. If I were a crocodile
And he could sing at least a little,
I would come to you
For a birthday with an accordion -
I would sing about puddles now...
It's a pity there is no such skill!
And since I’m not good at songs,
Let me just say: happy birthday! Today you are planning to have fun,
He is celebrating his birthday today.
This holiday is like a performance for him,
And I rush to you with congratulations.
Happy birthday to you,
We'll walk until midnight today.
May you be lucky on your holiday,
And the wizard will bring the key to happiness. What to wish for your birthday:
So that the bed doesn't squeak,
So that they bring you breakfast in bed,
May they love you very much and deeply!
Money so that the chickens don’t peck at you,
And everyone around you should help in everything,
I give you this congratulations,
And I’m instantly flying out for a meal! It's your birthday, joy and fun,
One hundred percent mood today.
You are having fun in the morning and laughing,
And you wonder about your gifts.
I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
Good luck, I wish you a lot of money.
With a smile and a great mood,
Pour glasses and dance until you drop. Diving, yachts and tropical fruits,
Relax so that you feel - cool!
More money, exclusive cars,
Laughter, smiles, athletic figure!!!
And so that there is health and happiness,
More luck, luck, passion!!!
Let my poems be funny
Your birthday will be filled with smiles! I raise a glass to your birthday
I wish you success in business and health
And also a car of the latest model
So that car owners look with envy
Thick wallets lying in pockets
Sea trips, holiday romances
In short, so that everything works out for you
And he met with us, friends, more often! I wish you on your birthday
An absurd, funny congratulation:
Have a lot of new outfits,
Shine with a dazzling look!
Sitting at a resort by the sea,
Not knowing poverty, pain...
Be able to have a blast
You don’t know and don’t remember bad things...
To have a car and wealth,
The face and figure are in order.
Health and fun to you
And so that they don’t sit on your neck...

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Cool Happy Birthday Greetings

Your congratulations on such a holiday as a birthday must be unique or at least selected with taste, from the cool congratulations and happy birthday cards available in this article. Careful preparation with such an important issue for this event as birthday congratulations is very important not only for the birthday person himself, but first of all for yourself. By saying your chosen birthday greeting, you thereby show your respect for those gathered, and the fact that you were preparing for the holiday speaks of the importance of the birthday person in your life, shows how dear the hero of the occasion is to you.
How exactly to choose a poem from all funny birthday greetings? The answer is obvious; the funny birthday poems you read should resonate in your soul and touch the spiritual strings of your consciousness. If you come across such a birthday greeting, then don’t hesitate and don’t look - your choice will definitely be appreciated by the people around you.
Who can I give it to? cool wish? Of course, first of all - to a friend! Only friends will appreciate humor, will not be offended, and will even “revenge” you in the same way on occasion. But giving funny congratulations to your boss is not recommended. For them, choose something more serious.
The glasses are clinking, the cake is flying!
Champagne explodes!
My head hurts a little
Our holiday continues!
Hurry to the table, shout a toast!
Let all the dreams come true!
Let the first lines of the verse
Today they will be justified!

Cool congratulations
Your ears are burning today!
On your birthday from the heart
We are in a hurry to kick them for you,
Until we sat down to drink and eat.
The older you are, the stronger your ears!
May they have many more years to listen
From kind, loving friends
Confessions, toasts and matches!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

I wish you on your birthday,
Attention your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, tennis and museum!
So that life would be - well, just super!
There were fairy tales and flowers in it!
And you would be a queen,
Mistress of your own destiny!

Holidays are different
Some have ugly
Lots of booze...total...
Into the sewer.
But we are all chicks and farts,
We relax without boredom,
Happy Birthday to You,
All my friends congratulate me...and so do I!

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

Happy birthday
And I wish to live a hundred years,
Let your husband cook for you
Dinner, breakfast and lunch.
Cleans and erases
And when the football is on,
The TV turns off
And he takes you to the cinema.

Happy Birthday! Still at this hour
Finally I came to congratulate you -
This verse is for you, and in it - about us...
I kept looking for something to fix it.
I would like to have more meetings,
So that every day, cherishing a dream,
Did you remember this warm evening
And one day he won the lottery!

I would like to give you money:
They say it's more fashionable and better...
But fate is for you on your birthday
Listen to virtual congratulations.
I would like to give you roses
With aromatic white-pink juice,
I'm just going to be tormented by this question:
Would you accidentally crumble it into the salad?
I would like to give you happiness
Something you can’t easily buy in a store.
Only if you are born too often,
Where will you store it?
So, I’ll just give you some inspiration,
Which significantly increases IQ,
So that there is enough love and patience!
I don’t know what else to give...

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.

Cool

Cool happy birthday greetings for a woman

You are a magical hostess
And smart as hell;
I'm not lazy at work,
Always full of vigorous strength.

You are soft, kind-hearted;
Infinitely elegant!
The woman is lovely;
Interesting personality!

Always be yourself
Stay like this forever
To please the eye
You are a goddess - every hour.

Cool congratulations on the anniversary to a woman

What can a woman do?
Wish for your anniversary?
I will answer simply,
Without further ado:

Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
So that in vases all year round
Flowers were showing off.

Always on sale
In your favorite department,
And look better
Any top model.

But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adored
And understanding.

So that the only one nearby
There was a betrothed
Carried in my arms
And he loved it madly.

It's fun to congratulate a woman on her anniversary

I'm tired of congratulating you
Every year it's the same thing.
Again I have to wish,
So that you are smart and pretty.

This time I wish
Stormy parties
And now I know for sure
We cannot avoid making funny mistakes.

Let only pleasure swirl
Over your wild head,
Let only joy happen again,
Every day and every time.

Cool congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman

May this glorious anniversary give you,
A whole cartload of good words and wishes,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That they can even bring you to tears.
Let there be friends and songs in the house on this day,
Balloons, surprises, laughter and dancing until the morning.
I wish you a fun, interesting life,
So that doctors don’t know the way to you!

You are always seventeen years old
And you look great
And you won’t give me more than a year,
After all, you are a famous flirt.

I wish you happiness and love,
Good luck and success in business.
And a few tears, but remember -
So that only from happiness and laughter.

Cool, humorous happy anniversary greetings to a woman

Happy anniversary, dear,
Tell us your secret
I've known you for many years -
There are just no changes.
You're still beautiful
No traces of wrinkles to be found,
And the figure is simply a miracle,
Sweeter than vodka for men.
The head is the chamber of the mind.
There is a kind soul in the heart.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.
So that after the anniversary
Life turned out without problems,
So that you don’t regret the past,
I suggest everyone have a drink!

Funny happy anniversary greetings with humor to a woman

Your smile makes me want to fly,
You will definitely become a goldfish!
So that all desires are fulfilled for you
They were immediately carried out in reality, not in dreams!
Bloom like a rose, smell like a lilac
May every day bring you joy!
Happy birthday, with the most, dearest,
I congratulate you on your poem!

Beautiful funny congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman

We hasten to congratulate the super-woman -
Your victories are countless!
You without the help of a suit
You do great things:

Throw a magnificent feast,
You will spend your entire salary in an instant,
You will organize a concert at a football match,
And a pillow fight with children.

We are unable to imagine goals,
That superwoman cannot be achieved.
And on the anniversary day they wanted
I’ll have a drink with you Magarych!

Funny happy anniversary greetings to a woman

Happy anniversary! On this date
Even more beautiful than you were.

Graceful as a panther
Temperamental like a lioness.
Let the gentlemen sigh,
And the beloved is proud.

The years have no power over you,
Only talents are revealed.
Let them lie down at the feet of the beautiful
And furs and diamonds.

Anxiety will be replaced by happiness,
Only from joy - excitement.
Let the roads lead you
From dreams to fulfillments.

Comic congratulations on the anniversary of a woman

I would give you a home
Who will guard him?
I would give you a ship
Where can I get a captain?

I would give you a car
They can break it or even steal it!
I will give you myself as a man!
There will be someone to sleep sweetly in bed with!

This birthday
I'll spend it with you
The most gentle, affectionate
I'm your gift!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary with humor to a woman

There are women like big cities:
They wear furs and gold and expensive things.
The apartments are noisy and bright, but somehow uncomfortable.
And their lives, as a rule, are dissolute.
But, fortunately, we have other “cities” -
It's always quiet and comfortable for us.
They are covered with white snow in winter,
It’s a good place to relax and do business in their home.
With such a woman, how calm we are!
And all sorts of nervous rubbish doesn’t come into my head,
With such a woman there are no special problems
And you can live with her until you are 90 years old,
And maybe up to a hundred, depending on your luck,
To whom fate will give what turn.

Comic funny congratulations on the anniversary of a woman

Well, old lady, you’ve come to your anniversary,
And she exchanged ten and five without bills.
But before your beauty I, as before, am thrilled,
I am ready to meet sunrises and sunsets with you.

Years later, I'm no longer afraid one day
I suddenly get poisoned by your wonderful cooking,
And I bravely gobble it up with gusto
Bits, buns and cheesecakes up to 100 pieces.

On this holiday, let me swear,
What I will always carry in my arms.
I want to kiss you passionately,
And I confess my love to you, my star!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary to a woman

Be loved and desired
Be beautiful and smart.
On our anniversary, we can do anything,
Have fun!

Have a glass of alcohol
Eat three slices of pie
Prepare a lot of brine
What if you want in the morning...

A short funny congratulations on your anniversary to a woman

Happy anniversary,
I wish you a Bentley
Relax - so in the Canaries,
In general, life is not lived in vain.

Cheerful anniversary greetings to a woman

Today is a big anniversary, and it’s so wonderful!
I wish your life to be like a holiday!
So that it is always cozy in a warm and large house,
May your whole huge family always love you.
I wish you not to know sorrows and always live in abundance,
I want to go on vacation, drink and eat sweets there.
So that luck never leaves you,
So that the huge wallet rings and rustles!

Cool funny anniversary greetings to a woman

Happy anniversary to this lady
We are glad and hasten to wish,
So that your next vacation will certainly be in the Bahamas,
To receive diamonds and silks as gifts.

The figure is like VIAgra, and the fans in love,
They write portraits and emotional poems,
Let the serenades howl under the windows
Grooms rich in soul and body.

But it’s dear to everyone that he stays
The one whose shoulder is always close,
And let every day begin
With the words: “Well, dear, quickly defeat me!”

Comic congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a woman

Congratulations on your anniversary
And we wish that you always
You were the most beautiful of all
And forever young.

So that men in herds
They ran after you, thrilled,
They threw pearls
I don't dare come close.

So that the husband, looking at this,
Never minded
May I always get along with you
Honored, loved and respected!

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Dear friends, today we have collected for you cool, funny and short birthday greetings, in verses that are suitable for both women and men.

Happy birthday greetings are cool and funny

I wish you success, great prosperity,
So that money sticks to your hands... and to your heels!
And most importantly - have more friends in life
And many sunny, joyful days!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” and “but” -
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Happy birthday! Let there be more sharp turns in your life, let your refrigerator burst at the seams, and let money fall out of your bags. Lives in an aquarium gold fish, fulfilling your every desire, and your favorite kisser and hugger sleeps in the bedroom.

May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa!

Cool congratulations

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!

Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

On your birthday, the sun strokes the sky,
You're walking with your bottles clinking.
Even Lenin on this bright holiday
I was always drinking like a pig.

Hemorrhoids, diarrhea and dandruff,
Fly in the soup, big debts,
Inability to go to the dacha,
Enemies at work and at home,
Lice, constipation, cockroaches and mites.
I wish you today
To all these creepy things
Never met in fate!

Happy birthday
With great joy!
We always wish you
Happiness with all my heart!
To make the sun smile
Everywhere and everywhere
May all dreams come true
Like in a magical dream!

I congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you simply, without embellishment,
So that life is more wonderful than paradise,
And so that you have everything:

Cars, houses and oil rigs
And a wallet full of money,
By the sea there are dachas and savings books,
And at least a small island!

Cool congratulations, funny in verse

Birthday is a day of fun,
We want to celebrate
Congratulations creative
We shout joyfully:
Happiness, joy, good luck,
Dollars bag.
Let from our gift
There will be a stupor, a shock.

For my birthday I bring
Sausage from the store,
For vodka delicious cucumbers
And delicious cabbage rolls,

Mineral waters for treatment,
Sweet cookies for tea.
There are many words for wishes,
Gifts, money and love,

Health, happiness and flowers,
And so as not to be lonely,
Catch my cool congratulations!

The most joyful moments
The best news!
So that from warm congratulations
My soul became lighter!